I wanted to wait a couple days before posting yet another vent about the oh so lovely theatre patrons that I have the joy of sharing my day with...ugh.
1. Diving Up Your Tickets: Please don't sit there before you come up to the podium (the place where they tear your tickets for you), not only is it irritating becuase you're all going to the same place, but you waste our time. Some people come up to the podium tickets already divided, okay fine, I'll get over it. When you come straight from the box office, sit in front of me, and start to divide up your tickets, I want to rip them out of your hand and slap you in the face. You're not only holding up the line, but youre also defeating the purpose of me standing there. Plus I can do it way faster than you and have been practicing for about five years now. I've even had a kid say that I have amazing ticket tearing skills, so please stop being stupid and wasting everyone's time. Idiot.
2. Being Rude: Had a rough day or just in a bad mood? You better not take it out on me, because I don't get paid enough to deal with your bullshit. If you're rude to me for no apparent reason, then yes I'm going to have an attitude with you. Is it by any means professional? Absolutley not, but you autimatically blow a fuse with me and I can't stand you at that point. I could see if I had been a complete dick to you, then yeah I totally deserve, but not when I'm cheerful. It takes every ounce of me to come in to work, let alone be happy to assholes like you. Be a big kid and deal with you emotions, dont take them out on me, ass face.
3. AGAIN! I didn't think SO many people would just ignore someone. I mean I'm telling you where to go and I'm giving everything I have to be nice to you, could you at least say Hi or Thanks? It's so incredibly rude and it makes me want to slap the shit out of the back of your head as you walk off. Especially when you come back up to me to bitch about how you can't find your theatre, huh, that's weird I could have sworn I just told you. Be happy and stop being such a dick.
4. Dont Ask: I appreciate the courtesy of you asking me how my days going, but if you're not going to answer back then please just dont ask. You make me feel like a jack ass for being nice and asking how your day is too. I told you how my day way (I probably lied to you, sorry) was so have the damn courtesy when I ask you to say it back, it's not that hard. It's a couple words, "I'm good". Even if you have to lie, for fuck sakes at least pretend! Ugh...
5. What Movie: "What's that one movie with that guy" Let me pull that out of my asshole and check for ya...What the hell? Just because I work at a movie theatre doesn't mean that you giving me no lead what so ever will help me to figure out your movie. Do some research before you come in to the theatre, holy cow, you obviously aren't that excited for a movie if you have to ask me what it is.
6. Guessing Game: Do you know how many people walk into our establishment in a given hour, let alone a day? Don't come up to me and ask, "Have you seen a girl about this tall, with blonde hair?" Um....chances are I've probably seen about a dozen million since we opened. If it's an emergency then we'll do everything we can to help you look, but if you and your friend were stupid enough to split up with no means of communicating, or your a creepy stalker trying to find someone (yes we've actually had that happen), then just go away. I have no sympathy, and probably no soul, but I blame my job.
7. Wrong Coupons: Look at the coupon you have in your hand before you come into the theatre, you wouldn't believe how many idiots come in and try to use a coupon for a different theatre.
Customer: "Yeah, I want two for this movie at this time:
Employee: "These are actually for the theatre downtown"
Customer (in angry voice): "Yeah I wanna use these for this movie!!"
Employee (in annoyed voice): "Yeah, these AREN'T for this theatre!!"
Customer (getting mad at their own stupidity): "WELL WHAT THEATRE IS THIS?!"
Employee (humored): This is so and so theatre
Customer: "oh...."
Employee: "Yup...."
This happens on a regualr basis, maybe you should figure out which theatre your going to, and if the person that's WORKING tells you, you're at the wrong location, don't argue asshole.
8. Food: I know how excited you are to gobble up some of that popcorn or nachos on the way to your theatre, but if you can't not spill on the way to your theatre then stop. I can clean an entire hallway and look back and it's like I never touched it. You all are disgusting and we hate you like nobody else could hate you. Little kids have an excuse, but you adults have none what so ever. Stop trying to get pieces into your mouth with your tongue, because half the time you fail. Also, if you can't get a good grasp on that handfull of popcorn you just picked up, just don't attempt it. You wouldn't do that at your own house would you? I highly doubt it (if you do, your disgusting).
9. Caregiver: At the theatre I work at, we give out caregiver passes. So if you're registered/licensed to care for mentally handicapped then we give you a pass to watch the movie for free. It's not a right, it's a treat that you get to enjoy. We don't do it because we have to, because trust me we don't. So stop coming in to the theatre like you own us, demanding a ticket and being an asshole. Also, we know when you bring in your family and try to scam us, and we don't let you do it. You have to be working ass hole. I had a women come in the other day and say she was a care giver like it was a VIP word you say to get into the hottest club. I pointed to customer service and she ripped the ticket out of my hand and glared at me while being helped. You're an ugly bitch and I hate you. You're nothing special, and this isn't something you deserve. It's something nice the theatre does for you, for caring for them.
I'd like you all to remember that these are vents and my personal opinions. If you disagree with them then tough shit, I could care less, get over it asshole.
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